Monday, December 15, 2008

Iraqi reporter shoes Bush

While the shoe throwing incident today was indication enough of how bad the show has really gone for the Americans out in Iraq and Afghanistan there was one thing that one cannot deny ~ The fact reamins that had Saddam been in power the poor reporter wouldve been hung at sundown for doing the same thing.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Moment of Silence


Take it all in.
Let it sink in our brown skin, into our veins.

Get angry. Get very angry.

Stay angry!

Our soliders cannot be called in to risk their lives for an inept and impotent political system.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Simply Sikkim

It was a long time coming. After many failed attempts to move up north with our travels we finally made it. The place... a mesmerizing little state ... Sikkim.

Lets get it started
The three of us met up in Calcutta on the 2nd of October and proceeded to Bagdogra. From there we had a 4 hr cab drive to Pelling, a destination chosen for its close proximity to the Himalayan range. Well close proximity for viewing that is. On a clear morning you can see the Kanchenjunga from most of the hotels out there. We did manage to get a peek sightings from our room. But surely the best part of pelling was the waterfalls. Damn clean water that we just drank out of the stream and truth be told it was probably the best water we ever had.
Khecheopalri lake aka the wishing lake is another serene location to visit.
Interesting Fact: Though surrounded by dense cover there is no sign of foliage on the lake. The story goes that if a leaf falls a bird comes and picks it up from the lake.

Next stop Gangtok
Probably the only true city in Sikkim we landed in Gangtok via a shared cab, which are aplenty. We hung out at Club31 in the evening. Had a few drinks, chatted with some local guys, who were very helpful with how we should spend our time there, and just chilled. We had taken a room at 1200 per night. A bit overpriced but well.

Nathula Pass
The open trade border between India and China has not turned into a tourist spot. Frankly it is very disappointing to ride all the way out there and definitely not worth the pain. The journey is flooded with cabs all through the route and the scenic beauty is better enjoyed with them. Of course for the cheap shopper there are some Chinese goods shops en route. Beware this route is flooded with tourists.

Target 17000
Next we headed to Guru Dongmar lake. The northern most tip our our journey. We took a private cab at a hefty price to avoid the additional shared cab tourists and skipped Yumthang to head out to Lachen. We stayed the night at this quite non descript town that is suddenly becoming a one-night halt for tourists like ourselves. The rooms here are cheap around 500 per night if you book it directly. Most of the bookings however are done as a package deal right from Gangtok. The food too is about 50-60 per plate (non-veg). It gets chilly from here on.
We had a couple of pints at a local shop, felt more like someone's home/garage. Here we met two amazing guys. Chaddi buddies and all of 47 these two youngsters travel together on their bikes aka motorcycles every year during the Durga Puja holidays. This year they were biking out to Guru Dongmar lake. And yeah they live in Darjeeling... What a life right.

The next day we got up at 4 and headed out to the sacred lake. Be prepared half-an-hour mandatory stop at 15000ft that the army rightly enforces to ensure that you can take the altitude. Once you are given the clean chit you can move on. We were one of the two jeeps to arrive there by ourselves and had the lake to ourselves for 30mins, under the watchful eye of the army ofcourse :)
Interesting fact: The lake doesnt freeze in the chilliest of winters. Temperatures reach around -30C out here.

When we reached here the Jat regiment was manning the posts and luckily we ran into a couple of Army folks, Col Anoop, Capt Sharad and gang who were also visiting. We managed to rob some time off the colonel and its always memorable talking to an Army man.

Once we saw the number of jeeps rise up we left. Headed out to Lachen for lunch and then a long ride back to Gangtok.

RnR
After that long and hectic ride we decided to take a day off just relaxing. Yeah we need off days during our vacation as well:) So we chilled in Gangtok and just roamed around. Ofcourse with this day off we knew we would not be headed out to Bhutan

Stranded
Little did we know that our RnR would cost us dearly. The next day was Durga Puja and there were no cabs to be found. So we like true vagabonds decided to stay put and hang out in Gangtok. We took the local sightseeing cabs and enjoyed a good lunch at Tashi Delek, recommended by Col. Anoop. The food was great and we enjoyed ourselves just doing nothing :)

Rabongla
Next we decided to hit Rabongla, since Pelling was not currently ready for returning back so soon. The place seems enticing especially because it was completely covered within the clouds when we drove through from Pelling to Gangtok. We took up a decent hotel there 800 per night for a 3 bed room. It was a dainty little town with nothing much to do other than enjoy the fresh air. Best part no tourist spots and hence .. aha.. not too many tourists.

Namchi
Since Rabongla was all done in 1hr we decided we should see another place. We decided on Namchi. We wanted to head out to Kewzing from there which is a village tourism spot. Supposedly you get to live in a village and experience Sikkimese life first hand. But the Kewzing guys decided not to answer the phones. So we diligently called up the next best place. Later on peeking through our lonelyplanet handbook we stumbled upon the Dungmali home stay. Called them up and found a room available for the night... case closed we decided to head out there.

Dungmali Home Stay
Nestled a good distance away from the hub of Namchi the homestay is a cozy house of an ex phys-ed teacher and his family. Now this was a true find. Firstly the place is in expansion mode and will be building cottages all along their property soon. So we got there just in time. Second luckily for us quite a bit of the family was in for the Durga Puja holidays and the place was alive and bustling. Third the mountain on which the home is located is going to be a bustle of activity once the CharDham is completed (March'09). Fourth and the best is that you get an amazingly clear view of the Kanchenjunga right off their veranda and yeah we got to see it all next morning. Pretty neat eh! All in all serendipity and perfect timing.
The great company and conversation cut through the evening which was appropriately topped with authentic local cuisine for dinner.

The next morning we headed off to Calcutta via Bagdogra.

Calcutta
To be nice.. lets just say its better left forgotten.

Total Cost for a 12day trip per person: More than expected :)

When in Sikkim
* Be prepared for land-slide or a traffic jam
* Be ready to inhale gargantuan amounts of car smoke while travelling
* Be amazed at how clean the state is
* Be surprised by the presence of "clean" public urinals at all tourist spots
* Be ready to pay Rs2/- to pee at these public urinals (maintenance)
* Be ready to squeeze into a shared cab - or if you can pay a for an additional seat and have some space
* Be ready to see a lot of monasteries
* Feel like an ant in front of the mountains
* Be ready to be see more curves per km of road than anywhere else
* Be ready to weather two way traffic on roads that barely fit one car
* Be amazed at how polite the people are
* Enjoy the smiles by the cute little kids playing all over the place
* See more cops than anywhere else in India - and yeah... and yeah without the beer belly
* See the clouds below your feet or be within them
* Try to head out on a trek.. starting from 8 days onwards they seem enticing
* Breathe in 2-5% oxygen
* Be ready to be stunned by the beautiful girls who get 5/10 simply for their dressing sense
* The only thing more beautiful are the mountains
* Forget flat land
* And of course be in awe of the Kanchendzonga







Itenary
Day 1 (2nd Oct) Hyderabad-Calcutta-Bagdogra-Pelling [Flight and Cab]
Day 2 Pelling [sightseeing - reserved cab]
Day 3 Pelling - Gangtok [shared cab]
Day 4 Gangtok... Nathula Pass [sightseeing - shared cab]
Day 5 Gangtok - Lachen [reserved cab]
Day 6 Lachen - Gurdongmar - Lachen - Gangtok [reserved cab]
Day 7 Gangtok [just resting]
Day 8 Gangtok [sightseeing - reserved cab]
Day 9 Gangtok - Rabongla [shared cab]
Day 10 Rabongla - Namchi [shared cab]
Day 11 Namchi - Siliguri - Bagdogra [shared cab] - Bagdogra - Calcutta [flight]
Day 12 (13 Oct) Calcutta - Hyderabad [flight] - Back to work!!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Travel Logs

Finally managed to get all my travel pics under Picasa. This covers all our leisure travel in India for the past few years. Time sure flies.
And here is how the travel log reads

August 2008 Chickmangalur (Karnataka)


April 2008 Pondicherry


March 2008 Goa


April 2007 Udaipur; Jodhpur (Rajasthan)


September 2006 Kufri; Shimla; Kasauli (Himachal Pradesh)


July 2006 Agra (Uttar Pradesh)


May 2006 Wayanad (Kerala)


May 2006 Kovallam; Kumarkom; Munnar (Kerala)


July 2006 Halibedu; Belur; Mysore (Karnataka)


October 2004 Madikere (Karnataka)



You can have a look here

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Google Chrome is out ...

http://www.google.com/chrome

And heck I like it. What exactly?
1. Minimalist UI ala Safari
2. No "menu" bar
3. Good use of title bar for tabs - saved space
4. Seems pretty fast or maybe that's just the late night broadband peaking up :)
5. Great address auto-complete - only pages that you actually typed show up
6. Maintains the firefox short-cuts
7. Simple blue and white theme is nice and soothing
8. Default page rocks - ulti cool use of history

Great to see engineers taking KISS seriously in this day and age of "features"

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Road Trip - Chickmangalur

Decided to take a long impending break from work this week. So I headed out to Bangalore to catch up with my good friends and travel companions. Considering that it was a long weekend we were really pushing our luck and calling up all the nearby locations for a room. Luckily we didn't find any and decided to take the advice of Bhavin's friend and try out a homestay kindof place out near Chicmangalur. Boy was it wonderful. A beautiful coffee estate nestled up in a small valley sufficiently far away from the hotspots. It is around 60kms from Chickmangalur but the roads are horrendous so be prepared to cover than in 90mins to 2hrs. Since a picture says a thousand words here are a few.
Chickmangalur - Karnataka - India

Btw none of us carried our cameras so these were from my phone cam. The trip turned out to be around 5k/person for the 2 days. A bit higher since we drove there. But the drive was beautiful especially since its around now that the paddy crops are planted and the variety of lush green all around could have given disney animators goosebumps.

But the highlight of the trip was the amazing food at the resort. Mangy food always rocks! esp the shevai with coconut milk was the best.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Salut

What a wonderful sight for Indian sport. Finally a presence at the Bejing Olympics that we can be proud of

1. Virdhawal Khade - swimming
2. Saina Nehwal - slowly progressing along - defeated the 4th seed today
3. Bajranglal Takhar - 5th place in the Men's rowing
4. Abhinav Bindra - the gold medalist in 10m rifle - god the replay of our anthem playing in Beijing just killed me.
5. All our boxers and wrestlers - good show Biwani boys.

regardless of the results. these are the true heroes. amazing men and women with determination that supersedes any other. please dont even try to put our crappy cricketers in the same sentence/paragraph/page/book/volume. These Olympians are the heroes that we so desperately need.

Salut!

Thursday, May 08, 2008

sn0bs

Do I know you?, and more importantly do I really need to know you?

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Rediscovering Pondicherry

I have been to Pondicherry 3 times before. Mostly spent my time at my cousin's house out there without wandering out into the wilderness of the small town. Auroville is probably still the only place to visit for an outsider in Pondy. Even after having been there thrice before I decided to chugg along with some friends out there. And as usual we did not think any prior bookings were necessary.
I caught the bus from Hyd to Chennai and I reached there a good 13 hrs later. We caught the local bus from Chennai to Pondy and reached there right in the middle of the blistering afternoon heat. After trying a few places some of us came up with the idea of trying out a resort and lo and behold we managed to land out at The Dune. Another classic choice. The place was just fantastic. Designed by a French architect, partnered up with a desi, the small haven has multiple villas and cottages each with its own theme eg. bangle house, doll house, white house and the list goes on. With tastefully designed rooms and a beautiful beachfront right in front of you there is little that could go wrong. Mind you though, with the open bathroom motif in every house, this is definitely not for the faint hearted either :). The ambience, food and location is simply spot on. The seafood is definitely below par but well I dont think Pondy is that big of a fishing town anyways.
All in all another beautiful part of India discovered, or for myself - rediscovered.

Check out some of the pics here.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Blog Statistics

 
Since I have recently touched the 500 unique visitors per month, with time spent on site != 0, I thought I should post some usage statistics about Desi Fun(da)
 
Average #users/month (past 12 months) - 300
2nd most visited entry - Chroma Store
Search Engine - 100% users coming from Google
Best search term - guavus with 13.6%
Browser - 81% users using Firefox
Geography - 87% from India
 
 
A bit about the name
Desi Fun, da - A typical Bangalorean way of saying things
Desi Funda - Meaning Indian fundamentals
[ Desi ofcourse means Indian ]
 
 

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

LIC's new avatar

If you know me, I must've given you a pep-talk on LIC. I simply adore this PSU. It does what a PSU is meant to do and does it to perfection. It has been providing returns to the average Joe, aka myself, consistently for half a century now. And to do it with unparalleled honesty and consistency in the public sector arena and that too at such a large scale simply deserves respect.

But the new face of LIC confuses me. The consistent ad campaigns and tv presence is kinda new and maybe something that is required in this day and age of nasty private sector competition (satire attempted). However this is not how the PSU blossomed. Its army of tin soldiers ie. LIC agents are the main propaganda and advertisement vehicle that has helped this company maintain its distinct lead in the insurance sector. Has the strategy changed? I sure hope not. And yeah keep up the good work... none of my policies have matured yet! So work hard too LICians :)

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Dzire

Take a look here
It looks like they took the front of the "heart" and the back of the "men are back" cars and stuck them together.

Maruti's latest Swift Dzire has without a doubt gone and dethroned the Mahindra-Renault Logan as the ugliest looking car on the desi roads.

Definitely not desired by anyone I know.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

Best Wishes Madame

To a wonderful person.

You walked down the aisle today
With a smile that said it all
Towards the luckiest guy in the world
May the journey be full of love and joy
Full of happiness and things that keep you smiling
For you may never know, but I'll say
Your smile is the only thing good in this world anyway

Wishing the latest Mr. and Mrs. a wonderful life together. And ofcourse dont forget to name your first-born after me :)

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Work Experience

Time and again work experience seems to pop up in the most unrelated of contexts, and sometimes relevant as it may seem there does not seem to be enough time to go ahead and layout everything that I have actually worked on and experienced. So I thought I'd just take a trip down memory lane and put things down in black and white. Just for personal reference of course.

1. Church - Altar Boy: Probably the first thing that any Catholic boy does in his life. I still remember the first time I did that. I was with a friend Kenneth in Irla and goofed up quite a bit. I especially remember how many times I actually stood up aside the altar when I wasn't supposed to. But well managed to get through that.
Unforgettable Moment: Goofing up

2. Boarding School - Choir, Altar boy, Cleaning up, Sweeping, Mopping floors etc: While at the boarding school at Boscos we did it all. Cleaned up the whole place, cleaned up the playing fields, washing our clothes and god knows what else. We did it all and we showed up in style at the school. Boarders kicked ass when we came along at Boscos man.
Unforgettable Moment: When one of the boarders went berserk! Also remember making those giant cutouts for our late night chill outs.
Cant forget all the great s.d.b. priests and brothers that we met. You guys simply rocked.


3. School - Hockey Team player: I was in the hockey team during my school days at Don Bosco. Played the defense quite a bit and people said I was pretty good.
Unforgettable Moment: When I missed the penalty shot against St. Stanislaus Bandra, while all my friends in the boarding looked on. We also lost the match so that was the pits. Also remeber bro. chris whacking me in the shins with my own hockey stick during my first match. Damn that hurt.

4. Internship at ABB: This was the final year project during my BE and we managed to squeeze into ABB for this. Thanks to some of the wonderful people out there that helped me realized that the journey had just begun.
Unforgettable Moment: When the department head told me that my project was the only real world project she had seen all year. And also when I realised my work may not be used by the company in production :(

5. Engineering College - Placements: Helped out with going out to a couple of companies in Mumbai to come out to the first ever placements that our college had.
Unforgettable Moment: When one of them accepted.

6. Engineering College - Debating: We kicked some ass while debating at Agenls's in our final year. I think it was pav and anna on the team with yours truly. Of course I was just the stand-in :)
Unforgettable Moment - Winning. Yippieeeeee!

7. PA, US - Serving, Cleaning, Mopping up etc: This was at University Park, PA. The first on campus job that I had was at the central eatery. We did everything. We had some early morning shifts at around 6.00 am where we went in and sliced frozen bagels etc for the morning rush. I did fries, burgers, burritos, salads, club sandwiches, sodas etc. Man I cant even remember all the places I served. We also had the late night shift on Sat night where we cleaned and closed up right up til 1.30am in the morning. Phew.
Unforgettable Moment: Cleaning up puke. Yuck!!!

8. PA, US - Serving tapes to Cray: Yeah for one day me and a friend served up tape drives to a Cray supercomputer, that was on campus, so that data could be transferred onto cds. Yeah baby.
Unforgettable Moment: Seeing a supercomputer in person :)

9. PA, US - Working with the big guys: Got a job on campus for a cool 16$ an hour, which was a record, that was to code for this handheld computing project for the department of health in PA. This was under the supervision of a defense building on campus.
Unforgettable Moment: The look on the sys-admin's face when he realized I wasn't a citizen of the US of A :)

10. PA, US - Biochemistry?: My first assistantship was with the Biology/Biochemistry department. The lady out there wanted someone to do work comparable to re-writing LAPACK in 2 months :) That didn't work out.
Unforgettable Moment: Realizing that I was given an impossible task and that I needed to find another assistantship asap. Peed in my pants.

11. PA, US - Civil Engineering: My primary source of income during my education was through a graduate assitantship with the Civil engineering department. I wrote Visual Basic programs for a professor there. I interacted with the hardware equipment manufactures for a month or so to understand how to integrate their stuff into our program. It was super to see that thing up and running.
Unforgettable Moment: Interacting with Dr. H. - super guy.

12. PA, US - Volunteering: During my free time I volunteered with an organization at the local church. The basic work there was simply interacting with differently-gifted children.
Unforgettable Moment: A kid that I was interacting with for nearly a year underwent a brain surgery, it was really big risk that the parents just had to take. After he was released from care and came back to the sessions he pulled me to the nearest ABC chart and started telling me A for apple, B for Ball. That moment I can never forget.

13. PA, US - Thesis: Phew man. The toughest professor in Wireless Networks at the university was my guide and he sure as hell knew what he wanted. He made sure I worked my ass off and well I managed to satisfy his requirements.
Unforgettable Moment: My first thesis proposal going in the dustbin. Then my thesis experiments running on multiple computers and me collecting and understanding the data. And then of course Graduating, Yipee!!!

14. PA, US - Start up1: Yeah baby. Quantum Bio Inc was launched sometime late in the winter of 2002. I interviewed with Lance and the crew out in the Chem labs at Penn and was bought on board. We got our rented office and moved into it sometime in the middle of Jan 2003. And boy was it fun. We actually took the comps and printer from the chem building out to the incubation centre, yeah we did the loading and unloading, and also pinched some CAT5 cables and stubs in there too :). Then we headed out to Office Depot and purchased the cheapest tables we could find and hauled them back to the office. We then assembled them ourselves, yeah! Then we layed out the Ethernet cables to main switch board and also punched in the pins ourselves. We then setup the network with a MacOSX PC serving up as the server. Each one of the 5 guys installed a different flavor of Linux just to test the code on different versions while we coded :) Damn we even had our code for the common copier, that was billed against us. Of course we managed to get the admin account for our consumption :)
Unforgettable Moment: Damn everything was unforgettable man. I still remember the guys next door who were into precision instrumentation and measuring. That dude bought us beers a couple of times just to break the ice. Cheers buddy.

15. Back in Bangalore: Working at Sun was awesome. Was part of a really great team. The people gelled well and things were great. The lead was super.
Unforgettable Moment: Seeing a real world angel :)

16. Start up2: Working in a start up is always the tops for me. So I quit my job at Sun and moved out to Gurgaon on a whim.
Unforgettable Moment: First two weeks at Gurgaon, man the dust is still coming off me till now. The other thing that was rocking was the ability to do whatever I wanted to do and push it forward, and of course the ability to talk to the founder directly and frankly was priceless, well at least for me :)

17. The giant: For reasons best known to me I needed to get out of Gurgaon. Microsoft offered me a job, along with 2 other biggies, that seemed to be a really great opportunity and I am currently here pursuing it to the fullest
Unforgettable Moment: Making those right now :)

Other experiences
a. been a class prefect in school :)
b. fund raiser
c. Master of ceromonies @ family parties and couple of corporate events
d. Horse riding
e. ...

So that in short is the experiences that I have had the pleasure of having, ofcourse not everything is covered here. Sound interesting? Now that I have this written down I wonder what I should tell the next person that asks me this question, any suggestions?

Monday, February 25, 2008

Most successful Indian startup

Arguably Zoho.com is the best online office suite out there. There have been reviews of it all over the place at leisurely intervals of this seemingly most successful and obscure of Indian startups. But this recent article in Forbes truly opens up the can of worms. All said and done Zoho can probably stake claim to being the most successful startup out of India, end-to-end, 100%. Kudos to that team in Chennai.

Mother of all quotes from the entrepreneur himself, Zoho CEO Mr. Sridhar Vembu
"You see, we don’t intend to sell the company, so there is no stock option plan, because it is meaningless."

Friday, February 08, 2008

Quote of the week

"... The founding team should have that killer startup bug everythig else is secondary. And it never takes 20,30 or 100 people to make a product .. Just 3/4 good ones. ..."

Couldnt agree with these guys more. 3-4 guys is the perfect teamsize. Good enough to gel easily, good enough to hit ideas on each other, good enough to keep updated easily, and most importantly best size to take out to dinner every week :)

Best of luck Druvaa.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Taare zaameen pe

Loved the movie. Its good and definitely touched a nerve at the end.

Would have trumpeted it as a sure-shot oscar runner if the desi doctor-engineer mindset prevails throughout the world :)

ps. On a separate note a colleague came up with "Saare Zaameen Pe" slogan for the recent Sensex bloodshed. Creativity is still alive within that engineer :)

TATA


"A promise is a promise"

- Ratan Tata



"What is good for India, is good for the TATA's"

- Jamsetji Tata



Words well spoken by two great men of Indian industry. Salut!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Mr. & Mrs. Lobo

One more of the gang has bitten the dust. Lester Lobo has gone down fighting on the 12th of January 2008, to a worthy and beautiful opponent :) Wishing them the very best of times together as a married couple.

Here is the toast I presented to them at their reception (publishing only the important part!)

May every sunrise be in her arms and
may there never be a sunset that sees you two apart
may the most melodious thing you hear each day be her laughter
the brightest thing you see be the twinkle in her eyes
the most fragrant thing you smell be her presence
the most tender thing you touch be her embrace
and the most sweetest thing you taste be her kiss


ps. I searched everywhere and couldnt find anything suitable so made this up. So its original and copyright is reserved by the parties here.