Tuesday, March 28, 2006

America's immigrants

The top new item for this week has been the news of the US senate getting into their huddle to decide on legislation relating to guest workers and a contentious issue of illegal immigration that is plaguing the United States, more so than any other country. The western coast is already considered Mexican heartland and many would be surprised to know that most of the bus terminals out there have announcement in Spanish and English to cater to the obvious clients.

Let me put in my 2 American cents on this issue (and yes they are my cents which I bought back from states). Firstly the issue of guest workers aka H1B workers or specialised workers etc. This is a major problem biting the Americans in the ass. Any immigrant knows that the white man aka people who call themselves native Americans are not to congenial with having immigrants flowing into the country. These Fresh Off Board (FOB's) are a pain for them. Taking over their white collar jobs and steadily moving up the ladder with hard work and the determination to carve out their share of the American pie. Now that said they are faced with the problem of a declining economy which without the presence of these skilled workers will keep declining and the blue chip companies will keep moving out of the US and finding better pastures in places such as India and China ie the places where the same workers originate from. An with ever increasing problems of American students not wanting to pursue higher education there basically is no option but to keep inviting this alien workforce to come and pick up the creamy jobs. Well tough luck here.

Secondly is the problem of illegal immigration. By the very definition of illegal one would imagine that this is a non-issue. But remember the previous line wherein I said that the number of native American student pursuing higher education doesn't seem all that high, according to studies done by the US government. Now that said these same students in schools and colleges combined with the kids of the very same illegal immigrants have been protesting about the rights of these illegal immigrants, I repeat illegal immigrants. Wow only in America. If they were protesting about the human rights of these people or the way that they are being shipped in by the big farmers to do their crappy below minimum-wage work they I would've understood. But what rights does an illegal alien have, or should have? This just proves that countries regardless of their economic stature have the same class of politicians who will do just about anything to get or increase their vote bank.

I remember reading that the number of African Americans in the US represented the largest section of people in America, and the number of Mexicans/Spanish in the country was soon catching up. I am pretty sure that already the Hispanics represent the largest society with the States over the African Americans and the white/native Americans. Well whatever be the case seems like the native Americans better learn to be good to all these alien workers. From what I see the low end jobs are being lapped up by the Hispanics who need a better life and the higher end jobs are being offered up to the Indians and Chinese. So what's left is yours unless you mess with your Indian or Chinese boss and get fired or try to act rude with your Hispanic junior and get sued for racist behaviour.

Wow.. only in America right.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

India's Commonwealth games blitzkreig

Desi Fun(da) ... and more.

The Commonwealth games are on and India is currently placed 3rd on the third day of the games. Its really thrilling to see the flurry of medals that has come our way in shooting and weighlifting. Melbourne seemed to be the playground for many of our shooters picking up medals left and right. It is suprising how much change can be brought in through inspiration. I am sure that many of these shooters have followed the path of hard work and dedication like Mr. Rathore who picked up India's lone medal, a bronze, at the Olympics in 2004 at Athens.

Also encouraging to see the weighlifters continuining their domination here even after some shameful acts of performance enhancing drugs stung us at the olympics. Even the table tennis pros had a field day and picked up the gold yesterday. Totally awesome.

Even if the contingent doesn't pick up any other medal in the remaining days this is already a very big achievement for us. I hope that the sponsors start showing some interest in sports other than cricket. I am sure their investment will be a percentage point of their investment in cricket but the ROI will be many times over. After all it takes guts to promote a struggling athelete and even more guts to stand by a struggling sport.

Cheers to our Commonwealth contingent (minus the babus and paedophilic masseurs who have tagged along)

Friday, March 17, 2006

To her

With 13 long stem roses a note says
(leaf 1)
"Ever wonder how odd a sunflower would feel amidst these beautiful roses?

(leaf 2)
....exactly
how inept these roses feel being in front of true beauty like yourself"

.. from a spineless admirer.......

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Back to Mangalore

Desi Fun(da) ... and more.

Well the previous weekend was super. I went back to Mangalore with my mom (came over from Mumbai). After my previous trip in September 2004 this is the first time I went back there. Shameful I agree.

I left from Bangalore at around 10 Friday night and reached Mangalore city by around 6 am. I didn't want to wake up my cousin with whom we had planned to stay so I chilled at the bus stop and had some hot tea. Then I went over to their house by 7.30 and had a good breakfast. Mom came over by around 4. Was good to see her especially since I didn't get a chance to meet her after her minor operation on the thumb. But yeah all was well. My cousin's kids Freya and Riya had gotten a bit more free-er with me since the morning and we were just playing and talking kid-talk all evening.

The next day ie Sunday we decided to start the flying visits again. Started off by leaving Mangalore by 2pm and then reached Udupi and met with Eric uncle and family. Then from there to my aunts house followed by another aunt and then finally reaching my godparent's house late in the evening. He as usual was happy to see us and all excited too. Its always good to meet him and this time was even better as he announced that his elder daughter may get married in dec/jan. Still remember his kids being so shy and small whenever they came over to our house. Just reminded me that I am getting old and well also reminded me of that someone, who's name must not be taken, and who doesn't even pass a smile my way by mistake. I dont have any guts in that department sorry.

Well we had a sumptuous meal followed by gossiping between the cousins (our parents) on all families and ended up getting to bed late at 1 am. Then the next day we visited the other cousins who stay in adjoining houses and made a beeline for kinnigoli. Again on the fast track we visited my cousin Tona and family and Uncle Pinto and even got a chance to drop by at Lawrence's house and garage. Was good to see him after a long long time. Ofcourse most importantly we met up with my uncle and his wife and my grandmother, who all of 97 is become frail now and her movements are restricted to one room. Thanks to uncle they are managing with her care. God bless her and god bless them. I don't know what else can I do.

We came back by afternoon and then later went on to see some nearby areas in the evening and met another uncle. Saw some wonderful locations in Mangalore and was really wanting to stay back. Well the wonderful Manglorean girls could easily add to the arrows in my already pierced heart but well thankfully I didn't get a chance to venture into that territory.

Only downside of the trip was that I did not get a chance to taste the toddy/sur this time round. Well waiting makes the heart grow fonder they say. This wait is killing me along with the other wait.

Thanks Lani and Fancy for another memorable stay at my favourite place in the whole world.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Of Sania Mirza

Desi Fun(da) ... and more.

Now today morning's newspapers read that Sania Mirza has dropped down to #45 in the WTA rankings. For the absurdly naive millions of Sania fanatics that may turn out to be a shocker and many might even consider self-immolation in this maniac-driven society of ours, but how many of us level headed pre-Sania tennis lovers actually think that Sania has it in her to make it big?

Let me make myself clear. I give all due credit to Ms.Mirza for her hard work and getting into the top50. Moreover her desire to succeed had been really refreshing and invigorating in this die-hard cricket country of ours. And the exposure that she has bought to the game of tennis has been incomparable. Not even the gruesome twosome of Paes and Bhupati managed to get the interests this high.

But getting into the higher rug of the tennis elite is not a matter of simple desire. All of the top 100 have the desire to be in the top5 or top10. Heck even Anna Kournikova wanted to be numero uno but she simply couldnt back up the desire with the will and dedication required to be there. The first time I saw a pic of Sania the immediate reaction was that she looks like Lindsay Davenport of years before or like Monica Seles after her delayed comeback. Heck you can expect to beat the William sisters or Sharapova if you arent able to run after all those baseline zippers and then run onto the net to get that late drop volley. If Sania wants to be up there she needs a dedicated fitness coach, cut down on her hyderabadi meals and get in shape. The plus side for her is that she is young enough to do that and take a shot at doing what few of us can only dream about... some of us cant even make up that dream.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Bush and Musharaff - An unholy nexus

Desi Fun(da) ... and more.

While Bush finished off with his first ever visit to India there were protests all over the place. Well in Pakistan things went a bit further and a few bombs went off in keeping with the legacy of Pakistani terrorism. Well everyone who knows me knows my opinions on this matter. There is no demarcation or enimity between the Pakistani leadership and terrorists being trained in PoK. This has been shown to be true on numerous occasions, more recently during the Kargil conflict, the attack on the Indian Parliament and so on on so forth, where the assailants had Pakistani army identification cards on them.

What was more suprising was that the next day ie today (March 5th 2006) the newpapers across the globe report that Bush and Musharaff have signed a terror-pact for better cooperation between these two allies on the "terrorism" agenda that they have to fly the flags of freedom in the so called evil states in the world. But while this great agreement was being signed the opposition party leaders in Pakistan were kept under house arrest, many more party workers arrested for god know what reason.

America has always been stupid with its choice of allies while fighting its foes and this is just another shining example waiting to blow up in their face. They want to ally with a country that was born out of a rebel's idea of self-greatness while dividing the great Indian subcontinent on the basis of religion. Further this country has gone on to see less than a decade of true governance via democratic processes during its nearly 6 decade long independence.

Now if thats not an unholy nexus I dont know what is. Nice choice Bushie.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Sports Day at IEC - Sun Microsystems Bangalore

Desi Fun(da) ... and more.

Well two weeks of thrilling action coinciding with the Turin Winter Olympic Games came to a soft ending on March 1st here at IEC. We had the MICO sports grounds to ourselves to finish off all the outdoor sport finals and it turned out to be a great day to have fun and basically sweat it out, be our competitive selves. Many of my team mates turned up, especially since we intended to kick some ass in basketball, only to be denied in a thrilling loss right in the semifinals under the blazing sun.

It was an awesome day and for the first time I could see the really competitive and not so competitive side of people out there. Got to know some more faces in Sun and that was good too. But as I say there is just one winner at the end of the day, all the people following them are just the losers. So well it wasn't as eventful as I would have liked but hey I aint michael jordan or lebron james you know;)

But the real bummer was the dismal turnout. According to the organizers, and there were 50+ organizers/volunteers, there were nearly 600 participants in all the games. I guess their script didn't do a SELECT UNIQUE * from PARTICIPANTS | wc -l (those duke fanatics!!). It looked asif there were some 100 people who participated in all the sports. Well what was even stinkier was the fact that though transportation was provided people didn't bother to turn up and cheer their pals out there. For all of those who did not come, FYI procrastination is good sometimes to get your mind in tune.

Anyways we had a wonderful time. We got trained in the art of not being winners in nearly all the games. But Alok and myself managed to win the Foozeball trophy. Joe Triviani and Chandler Bing deserve all the credit! (also Ramesh and Joseph from our QB days)