Ok so its over.... and hell yeah we snuck into the second place on the medal tally.. yipee..
So what sucked... Listed very much in order of suckiness
1) Suresh Kalmadi and his entourage were by far a the suckiest part of the games mess.
FOB* collapsing without this SOB under it proves that evil still rules this world.
Whats worse he didn't send me a VIP pass either.. dude.. come on we bro's ain't we?
And a very very very distant set of second, third, fourth and fifth
2) A.R. Rahman. KARO MARO PEEO JEYO. Did I hear him say this was gonna be bigger than waka waka? Dude.. just because you got a sympathy FOB** vote at the Grammy doesn't mean you have proven yourself... And dude this was your chance and did you screw it up.. I cant even remember the tune of the thing you charged 5cr for man... let alone the words. And yeah.. plzzz plzzz don't pick up the mic ever again. Spoilt brat.
3) Central Bank of India. These dipshits don't realize that today if a ticket is issued online you get to board a freakin aircraft. Why the fuck then did we need to come to the fucking branch? Was there a swayamvar planned that needed my presence there?
4) The dedicated CWG lanes... Come on I thought that the idea of hosting the games was to have the visitors enjoy our culture as well. And being stuck in never ending traffic snarls is very much a part of that. You cant just enjoy our chicken tikka, butter chicken and not sweat your ass off sitting in an auto rickshaw having to pay 10$ to get exactly 100mts from where you are [ without being informed about it by the friendly auto rickshaw walla of course]. Come on... catch the metro if you don't like the traffic.. no special treatment.
5) Sheila Dikshit... why were you sleeping all these years woman. You should've kicked ass way earlier.
6) Hate to say it but the indian men's hockey team. Come on how can you loose 8-0 in the finals. Didn't the coach insult my surds brothers enough prior to the game to rev them up?
So what rocked?
1) The entire "better than Beijing" stadium booing Suresh Kalmadi at the opening ceremony
2) Sheila Dikshit for an entirety of 3 days prior to the opening
3) Jat boyz... and no plz don't email me.. am not like that.. not yet anyways
4) Saina Nehwal... rock on girl!
5) Indian track athletes... kick ass attitude
6) India-Pak hockey match.. esp considering we won!!
7) And what rocked the most... ??? The Indian national anthem playing for all of 38 times... it ain't the Olympics but hell it sounded just as great.
* first FOB is for the foot over bridge
** second FOB is for the Fresh Off Board tag
